We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
high people should be assigned attendants
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
i believe in u and ur pee
Randomize
