Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
