If i come over, it means nothing
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We left the knife in your bed.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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