i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i came on her dog
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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