You're completely useless in the revolution.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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