What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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