She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Come share oat with me in your robe
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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