dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
it glows. i had to have it.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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