Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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