Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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