I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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