Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I am mentally ready for anal.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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