Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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