so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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