We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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