so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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