Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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