I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Randomize
