Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
