Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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