My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
