if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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