when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Randomize
