new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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