Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
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