My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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