This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
