There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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