belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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