just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
