Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
My cat gives me a boner
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I will be naked everywhere
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
