yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
