My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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