Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
There r osticjed everywhere
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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