I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
