He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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