Sponge bath it is.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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