How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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