Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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