We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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