im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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