so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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