i don't plan on having that self control this summer
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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