After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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