I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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