there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
