dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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