He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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