i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You may now shotgun with the bride
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Randomize
