Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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